Because apparently some tiny lumberjack had decided to put a bloody LOG down our loo of such epic proportions that it needed an axe to chop it in half!! As I didn't have an axe handy it was left to me, bleach (for my hands) and a trusty, although fairly ineffective, plunger!
Thank you son, its always such a pleasure having this added scenario to my night time routine of tip-toeing through the Lego landmines, 1,000 small toys and various cats tails! As in real cats actual tails......we took in a gorgeous wee kitty tonight who is tiny and vulnerable but much like Shreks Puss in Boots, is also a lethal killer! According to the other 4 cats and the dog.
So tonight I have 3 cats upstairs with me - I believe they're trying to trip me up & kill me so they can take over the world, but that could just be paranoia - it would've been 4 but she was too scared to move & is hiding in the corner of the windowsill, plus the dog who also tried to get up here too. But she's so teeny and sweet! I suppose its not really an insult calling these 3 pussies is it?! 😂Ah good job I never wanted to be a comedienne eh?
Right I'm going in for the third plunging of the toilet with washing up liquid to lubricate (just how the hell did this even FIT inside a child's stomach if it won't go round a U bend?!?), if this doesn't work, I'm gonna start making them use litter trays! Ok, I'm not, but its kinda tempting.....please please let me be in my hot relaxing bath in the next 5 minutes....please.....