I'm stealing one of my Facebook posts subject because basically I feel like death warmed up. Except not that good. And it's woman flu, which is like man flu, but real. It's like when I got a VIP ride in an ambulance with septic pneumonia and pleurisy after saying all day "Im getting a bit of a sniffle". True fact, this happened. So anyway, moving onwards because who wants to hear about my near death experience? (If you wanna hear about my near death experience, let me know, I'm right up for some sympathy!). So, I thought it might make an interesting topic for a collab competition with my much more glamorous Beauty Loves blog site! There's no talk of poo or vomit over there, it's the other side of my life. The one I can only dream about, with beautiful makeup products, and long lost young fresh skin before I got fat, spotty and developed some seriously iffy facial hair. Oh yeah, parenthood suits me 😏.
Anyway, back to the subject. I was saying, there's nothing better when you feel cruddy and cold than a long soak in a skin-scalding luxury bubble bath, chocolate, a hot drink and vegging round in a thick, fluffy dressing gown!
But, well, actually, that's a lie! There's LOADS of things better when you feel cruddy and cold than a long soak in a skin-scalding luxury bubble bath, chocolate, a hot drink and vegging round in a thick, fluffy dressing gown!
1. Not being ill
2. Winning the lottery
3. A dream holiday of a lifetime
4. A brand new car of your choice
5. A credit card with no limit and not having to pay the bill
6. A girly holiday abroad (strictly no kids allowed!)
7. A luxury holiday abroad with your kids aswell as a girly holiday abroad, so you don't feel guilty
8. Living in a mansion. With a cleaner. And a cook!
9. Being adored by famous guys
10. Going out with famous guys
11. Marrying famous guys
12. Going back to being young, slim and fit again (or for the first time for those of us who failed it way back then..)
13. Going on an all you can carry shopping spree in Selfridges
14. Eating what you want and never putting on weight
15. Being really popular AND all of the above
16. Being able to sing. Like Leona Lewis
17. Being able to dance. Like a prima ballerina
18. Being famous for being able to sing and dance
19. Meeting all the people you've wanted to meet in your life, EVER!
20. Having a Prince fall madly in love with you!
That's all I can think of for now! Wow, who knew I aimed so low in life?! Stuff this cold, I wanna marry a Prince, win the lottery and go on a singing and dancing holiday abroad!
So, how about, to enter my collab competition, you comment below with what YOU think is better when you feel cruddy and cold than a long soak in a skin-scalding luxury bubble bath, chocolate, a hot drink and vegging round in a thick, fluffy dressing gown!
So comment below, and then make sure you are following both sites on Twitter on @BLBeautyLoves and @SlummyM - that's all you have to do to enter for a chance to win the package pictured below, and please make sure you comment and follow both on Twitter or your entry will be invalid! And you don't want that! That would be RUBBISH! Oh and its only open to the UK because I'm way too poor to post abroad at the moment. If only I'd win the lottery. So basically, its the Lotteries fault this is a UK only comp! I'd write and complain if I were you...
Prize! All items listed HERE with dates & things (god forbid I remember to put them all in one place for easy reference) - there's a couple of items not listed. Because I forgot. Just couldn't find the energy to re-photo it....woman-flu........